How to Properly Taste Wine
1. Give the wine in your glass one of three names: "Gary," "Darryl," or "Garryl."
2. Bring the wine glass to your right eye and stare deeply into it for at least 30 minutes, until you can no longer tell where the wine ends and you begin.
3. Starting with your left pinky and moving right, fully submerge each of your fingers into the wine glass until all fingers are in the glass.
4. Take a sip and slosh it around. When someone gives you some surprising news, spit it out.
5. Put all of the wine from your glass into your mouth, but don't swallow. When all the wine is in there, open your mouth and say, "Keys. Once angry keeping flagrant." Enjoy the wine that is left in your mouth.
ENJOY!
3 comments:
I've never enjoyed wine in these ways....I'll have to try it I guess.
Kathie, seriously, you need to get out more often.....the white suit crowd may come around soon.
Kat: try it, you'll like it!
Chris: would you puh-LEASE! keep your dern white-suits away from me! sheesh.
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